Wednesday, October 21, 2009

PANIC AT THE DISCO "PRETTY. ODD."

GENRE(S): Emo - Indie - Baroque Pop - Rock

PREAMBLE - The taboo of Pop Music has withered away and has all sorts of kids wishing they could cut a record at Abbey Road Studios.

LOOK: Panic At The Disco's choice of artwork for their second album, in leaps and bounds, is a step up from the High-School-Photoshop-project of an album cover they put out for A Fever You Can't Sweat Out. Victorian-styled illustrations in a Victorian Era frame highlights this whimsical album well.

LISTEN: Modern Pop songs are miles, if not light years away from the cornerstones set in the first half of the 20th century. Not afraid to slip their hand itno the sticky mess Pop has become, Panic At The Disco reflects on the past. Problem: their experimentation has them imitating sounds they've heard elsewhere without having a shred of their own.

The Kids meandering your local mall were tickled pink to pick up this new offering. Poster Children for the Emo Scene, Panic At The Disco is applauded for taking a daring chance, away from their Punk-Disco sound. Brush the bangs from your eyes, boys and girls, this Vegas quartet feverishly spent over a year doing nothing more than appropriating The Beatles' Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

Pretty. Odd., from the get-go, has Panic personally addressing a crowd in waiting. "Nine In The Afternoon's" A-Day-In-The-Life pounding piano chords, "Mad As Rabbits'" Good-Morning-Good-
Morning horns, and every other song laced with George Harrison-esque guitar riffs, has you wonder if PATD stumbled across scrapped Paul McCartney tunes.

Do or don't get me wrong, some songs on this record are catchy as hell. "When The Day Met The Night" will snag you with its Baroque Pop style, but you still can't help but reference "Penny Lane". These songs are good because Panic At The Disco did their homework, and thus mastered the art of mimicking.

SPEAK: Your typical 15-year-old with skin-tight jeans, teased hair, and liquid eye liner (boys and girls included) live within an umbrerlla, inside a "scene", never having been exposed to anything but Paramore and Taking Back Sunday. Our sense of history has been lost. Educate yourself to find the roots that sprung your favorite artists.




ALBUM GRADE: C
ARTWORK GRADE: B
DO WE HAVE A FIT? YES

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

GREEN DAY "21st CENTURY BREAKDOWN"

GENRE(S): Punk - Rock

PREAMBLE - Green Day's second attempt at Rock Opera. Why try to reproduce what you could only get right once?

LOOK: Two star-crossed lovers are stenciled onto Green Day's 8th release. I assumed the graffiti look had lost it's potency since its exposure through Mainstream Hip-Hop and over-exposure with turn-of-the-21st-century Rock. The artwork, credited to Chris Bilheimer, mirrors artists such as Banksy; originality is nowhere to be found here.

LISTEN: The massive success of American Idiot (2004), caused a wave of enthusiasm amongst longtime fans happy to see our favorite Bay Area Trio take the limelight once again. Backlash: a new generation of fans who don't have the luxury or retrospect of growing up with Dookie (1994). If you're pushing 30, like myself, I'd steer clear of any Green Day concert, least you want to spend the night amongst a sea of 13-year-old kids and their I'm-still-cool or grumpy parents.

Clocking in at over an hour, 21st Century Breakdown is the longest release in Green Day's catalog. Who's responsible for not equipping Billie Joe Armstrong with the butcher's cleaver for a little fat-trimming? Tracks 4 through 7 are intended for character development in this Punk Rock Opera, but only serve as filler before you get to the juicy plot-thickeners. "East Jesus Nowhere" (protesting organized religion) shines through with a real sense of Anti-Establishment attitude. The fast-paced "Peacemaker", primarily driven by acoustic guitars, adds a much-needed extra dimension in a style we haven't seen from the boys since 2000's Warning.

It takes 13 tracks before we get the album's best track, "Horseshoes And Handgrenades". Armstrong's growling vocals and signature Power Chord guitar riff are sure to make it a head-bobbing crowd-pleaser. Track 16, "21 Guns" is something to look forward to, but by then you've realize 21st Century Breakdown's so-called concept has drowned in a slew of songs that are far too similar to one another. "I don't want to loose my sights", Armstrong sings on "See The Light"; I'd hate to break it to you, Billie Joe, but I think this time around you have.

SPEAK: Have I been spoiled by Swiss Modern Design (design at its purest and most minimal form)? Minimalism is a backlash to gaudy ornamentation, ornamentation revolts against the elite of minimalism, destruction breeds creation, and around and around we go. Chris Bilheimer and Green Day implore too little too late; nothing new or surprising from either artist.





ALBUM GRAD - D
ARTWORK GRAD - F
DO WE HAVE A FIT - YES

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

THE WHITE STRIPES "ICKY THUMP"

GENRE(S): Rock - Blues - LO-FI - Garage

PREAMBLE - The Stripes slide back into basics.

LOOK - Decked out in Mariachi-sequenced suits, Jack and Meg White are photographed into their stubborn M.O.: a black, white and red color pallet. A bit out of focus, inside a ragged frame, and topped with a red sticker, this image isn't anything to write your Art School Teacher home about.

LISTEN - "Icky Thump" (the song) serves as opener and delivers the catchiest guitar riff, umm, I don't know, in the past ten years; get that air guitar ready, my friends. Truth be told, at first glance, or should I say listen, "Icky Thump" comes off as a typical White Stripes staple but on your hundredth listen you realize just how far Jack White has come as a songwriter. Straight from this opening scorcher to the ultra radio friendly "You Don't Know What Love Is (You Just Do What You're told)", The Stripes have come to know the power of a good song.

Like any White Stripes album, Icky Thump suffers from the repetitive simple song-writing style Jack White has mastered. But despite its expected formulas, I.T. has a higher Shining Moments Per-Capita than most with tracks like "Rag and Bone" (anthem for the proud Second-Hand junkie), "Effect and Cause" (containing the cleverest lyrics Jack White has ever written), and "Baby Brother" (a silly story of an adopted Martian child).

"Conquest" (originally by Corky Robbins) blasts through with Mariachi trumpets and brings the south-of-the-border sound you were promised; do Bull Fighting events put out their own sound tracks? A whole new genre was just created here; Cha-Cha Punk, or something along those lines. Interspersed with trips from Latin America to the Scottish Isles ("Prickly Thorn, But Sweet Worn"), I.T. appropriately veers off its destination (Lo-Fi Blues Rock) but always finds its way home.

SPEAK - Looking like they are about to take on "el toro", Jack and Meg have mislead us. Sure, we're used to the Whites twisting and turning their signature sound into different genres but on this album we're given only one "spicy" track.




ALBUM GRADE - B-
ARTWORK GRADE - D
DO WE HAVE A MATCH? NO